Impossible situation?

Earlier this week, I was deep into planning next weeks Hunt Ball, when one of the kitchen hands begged an interview. Well I could guess what was coming, more money. Well blow me down, it was to tell me that she was up the duff and I was responsible. How was that possible I thought, How could I be blamed? okay, I can remember the occasion, it was during an interview when she came for a job. Well, I mean, thats all part of the interview process isnt it? Now the silly little baggage is in the family way and saying it was my fault. So what do I do? send her on her way with �50 and tell her not to darken my doorstep again? give her a thick ear and say I know nothing about it? or look after the brat by sending the occasional postal order on its birthday? Can't admit its mine of course, Lady Agatha would be furious. The major downside to this most unfortunate and sorry problem, is of course, its ruined my concentration about the Hunt Ball, damned inconvenient if you ask me, what?